THE CONSERVATIVE TEN COMMANDMENTS, WHAT THEY ARE REALLY LIKE

THE CONSERVATIVE TEN COMMANDMENTS. FIRST AND FOREMOST: MONEY IS THE LORD THY GOD, THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE MONEY. SECOND: THOU SHALT NOT FEED THE LEAST OF THOSE AMONG THEE WHEN THEY ART HUNGRY. THIRD: THOU SHALT GIVE NOTHING AT ALL TO DRINK TO THE LEAST OF THOSE AMONG THEE WHEN THEY ART THIRSTY. FOURTH: THOU SHALT NOT WELCOME THE LEAST OF THOSE AMONG THEE WHEN THEY ART A STRANGER. FIFTH: THOU SHALT NOT CLOTHE THE LEAST OF THOSE AMONG THEE WHEN THEY ART NAKED. SIXTH: THOU SHALT NOT CARE FOR THE LEAST OF THOSE AMONG THEE WHEN THEY ART SICK. SEVENTH: THOU SHALT NOT VISIT THE LEAST OF THOSE AMONG THEE WHEN THEY ART IMPRISONED. EIGHTH: THOU SHALT RAPE THE PLANET LITERALLY TO DESTRUCTION. NINTH: THOU SHALT GIVE ABSOLUTELY NO EDUCATION AT ALL TO ANY CHILD WHOSE PARENTS CANNOT AFFORD TO AND OR DO NOT CHOOSE TO SEND THEM TO A PRIVATE , PROVOCIAL SCHOOL. TENTH: THOU SHALT INSTANTLY STONE TO DEATH ANYONE THAT THOU EVEN SUSPECTETH MAY BE A HOMOSEXUAL OR A BISEXUAL, EVEN IF THAT PERSON BE THINE OWN CHILD.